Felchfest


an obligatory gathering where neither the felcher or the felchee is particularly fond of partic-p-ting in and/or attending. most often found in family type environments.
both the felcher and the felchee are victims of circ-mstance.
“mama is giving a felchfest for those dumb little kids birthday. i have to go.” (an example of the felcher)

“i cooked all this sh-t for thanksgiving and hardly a swinging -ss showed up to eat.” (an example of the felchee)

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