felching


the act of sucking s-m-n from any human orafice, eg. -n-s, v-g-n-, it can be done with a drinking straw when s-m-n is deep inside the r-ct-m.
horace had enjoyed his -n-l intercourse session with bertie so much, that he decided to felch his own s-m-n from berties -n-s.
oral retrieval of s-m-n from the -n-s.
after shooting a copious load of c-m up her -ss, mark buried his face in her -ss and began f-lch-ng his lady love.
to suck freshly -j-c-l-t-d s-m-n from any orifice, usually the -n-s.
from the chuck palahniuk book: “invisible monsters”

‘”f-lch-ng,” i lower my voice. i’m calm now. “f-lch-ng is when a man f-cks you up the b-tt without a rubber. he shoots his load, and then plants his mouth on your -n-s and sucks out his own warm sperm, plus whatever lubrication and feces are present. that’s f-lch-ng. it may or may not,” i add, “include kissing you to p-ss the sperm and fecal matter into your mouth.”‘
to suck or lick one’s own s-m-n from the b-tthole of a partner after -n-l s-x.
“i sucked my c-m out of darrens b-mhole last night”
“ooh you f-cking felcher”
sucking s-m-n through a straw, out of a freshly f-cked -sshole.
she really needs to work on her f-lch-ng, if she wants a spot on -n-lc-msumption.com
to have s-x with someone in the b-ttocks and after finishing to suck all of the c-m out of they’re -sshole
i really enjoy f-lch-ng because i’m such a perv that c-ming in someones -sshole just isnt enough
this is an act which someone sucks, sometimes with a straw, s-m-n out of another’s v-g-n- or -ss.
boy, i sure am parched. i sure could go for f-lch-ng your -ss right about now.

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