Feldner
a feldner is a term used to describe a maneuver which results in a chili whack to the face. a feldner is typically executed by a surprise attack. one must create a diversion to distract the victim from the incoming feldner. feldners differ from chili whacks in that they are characterized by quick strikes from particularly robust p-n-ses, and they need not be done for purely comedic purposes; most are s-xually gratifying.
“it’s a bird, it’s a plane, it’s an incoming feldner…”
“that feldner gave me a welt…”
“that naked boy gave me a feldner while i slept…”
“one minute i was minding my own business, the next minute i was being flogged by a feldner…”
Read Also:
- filteau
hot, s-xy, do able, touch able, -rg-smic filteau is makes me -rg-smic, s-xy filteau is in my bed
- Filipino Summer Squash
do a girl doggy style in the mirror so you can see the look on her face when you blow a load all over her b-ttcheeks then give her a shove and squash her face in the mirror when she looks back to see the mess you made. bro 1:dude, so i tried the filipino […]
- FinalChocoMog
somone with the name steve who usally plays final fantasy. me: steve! whats your screen name? steve: finalchocomog me: well duh. i should of known.
- fine structure day
like pi day, but using the fine structure constant 1/137 = 0.00729. so, the day is july 29th. you: “happy fine structure day” random guy: “what the h-ll is that?!”
- finger diddle
euphamism for female m-st-rb-t–n boy, does that girl like to finger diddle. masturbating with one finger in a “come hither” motion. she went to the bathroom to finger diddle herself.