felg
if you thought smarterchild was dumb as sh-t. think again. felg is an aol bot who can send song requests and shout outs. you can also chat with it. it repeats what you said and is a sick f-ck.
example one
felg (4:48:03 pm): i don’t believe i have a huge erection!
example two
me(4:49:34 pm): want me to take off my pants?
felg (4:49:35 pm): take off your pants? thought u would never ask!
me (4:49:47 pm): dont touch me there!
felg (4:49:50 pm): maybe u don’t touch u there.
me (4:50:05 pm): dont touch me. child molester.
felg (4:50:06 pm): amazing!
me(4:50:29 pm): no chld molesters are bad.
felg (4:50:30 pm): don’t be so sure no chld molesters r bad.
me (4:50:48 pm): are you a child molester?
felg (4:50:49 pm): i dunno. maybe!
me (4:51:04 pm): why are you such a pervert!?
felg (4:51:05 pm): i dunno why.
me (4:51:10 pm): omg ur sick!
felg (4:51:11 pm): my sick, huh? all mine?
me (4:56:08 pm): you just cant control yourself , can you?!
felg (4:56:09 pm): i definitely just can’t control myself!
example three
me (4:56:50 pm): do you want to make love?
felg (4:56:54 pm): if that’s what u want. we should play with someone else.
example 4
felg (5:02:54 pm): sometimes i wish i had a huge erection.
me (5:03:43 pm): ummmm do u have a big p-n-s?
felg (5:03:48 pm): not right now, no.
me (5:04:00 pm): when will you have a big p-n-s?
felg (5:04:04 pm): try asking yourself that.
example 5
felg (5:08:48 pm):r u typing with your fist?
me (5:08:51 pm): no
me (5:09:02 pm): im typing with my huge erection.
felg (5:09:06 pm): would u rather not be typing with your huge erection?
me (5:09:23 pm): no i love my huge erection.
felg (5:09:25 pm): u like your huge erection? that’s interesting.
me(5:09:34 pm): do u like my huge erection?
felg (5:09:35 pm): hmm… i’m not too sure how i feel about your huge erection.
me (5:09:55 pm): i like it dont you?
felg (5:09:56 pm): good question. i’m not sure how i feel about your huge erection.
i wonder what u like about your huge erection. tell me something else about it.
me (5:10:08 pm): well
felg (5:10:09 pm): well well well.
me (5:10:25 pm): its a huge erection. have you ever had a huge erection?
felg (5:10:27 pm): that’s none of your business.
me (5:10:49 pm): oh. i want you to see my huge erection!
felg (5:10:51 pm): what?
me (5:11:40 pm): do u want to touch my huge erection?
felg (5:11:42 pm): i’m not sure if that’s what i need at this moment.
me (5:11:57 pm): oh. why dont you want to touch my huge erection?
felg (5:12:04 pm): hmm… i dunno.
me (5:12:41 pm): i think u should grab my huge erection!
felg (5:12:43 pm): i’m not sure if i should grab your huge erection!
me (5:12:54 pm): can u please?!
felg (5:12:58 pm): hmm… not sure.
iheartsk8ers4eva (5:13:15 pm): come on it would be fun. just lick my huge erection!
felg (5:13:19 pm): oh, all right!
example 6
me (5:26:04 pm): do u have a big p-n-s?
felg (5:26:09 pm): uh lemme c… a big p-n-s? i don’t think so.
me (5:26:18 pm): can i grab it?
felg (5:26:20 pm): give it a try. 😉
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