feli
beautiful both inside and out intelligent chick with a nice -ss, fun to hang out with easy to get along a unique piece of art who will never cheat on her boyfriend, hard to keep, picky for boys, looks inocent but loves to drink and party often imitated, but never duplicated
yo feli, your the bomb.
the name of a female human who becomes a ‘girlfriend’ to a would-be male human companion after meeting during an internet dating project. the felis convinces would-be male that she would, indeed, bring home many other female humans for s-xual playtime with any would-be male companion that the felis could call her very own if given half a chance. using this cunning camo, the felis incites her would-be male companion into marriage when, in fact, the felis never did intend to actually bring home another female human as a third party for s-xual play with her now hitched male companion. oh no. this was, in fact, nothing more than ‘pillow talk’.
don’t you dare go near felis…that b-tch is mine!
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