Feline Scale
based on a woman’s age, this scale cl-ssifies women (who prey on younger men for their s-xual appet-te) as felines.
the scale is as follows:
age 0-12: housecat
age 13-17: bobcat
age 18-21: wildcat
age 22-29: lynx
age 30-39: puma
age 40-49: cougar
age 50-59: jaguar
age 60-68: panther
age 69: p-ssycat
age 70-79: cheetah
age 80-89: leopard
age 90-99: tiger
age 100+: lion
jessica biel is a lynx on the feline scale, but heidi klum, demi moore, jane seymour, and dame judi dench are cl-ssified as puma, cougar, jaguar, and cheetah, respectively.
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