Felix

1. a person with a large d-ck.

2. a pimp.

3. a person who will become succesful in some way.
he is such a felix, i wish i was him.
greatest person you’ll ever meet
who can make you laugh and whose hair is very very tempting to touch.

chick: felix make me laugh
felix: tu es hablar el taco taco?
main entry: fe-lix
pr-nunciation: \ˈfā-liks\
function: noun
etymology: latin — more at lean cuisine

1 : a person with amazing stature.
2 : a person with a large p-n-s.
3 : an explosive discharge of neuromuscular tensions at the height of s-xual arousal.
that guy is up to par with felix.
1) a funny guy who doesnt like to confide in people. felixs are generally small and skinny. they know how to make people laugh but can make a situation less awkward. felix’s arent very trusting as they have been let down in life. they can be quite hot 🙂 but are known to blank people at cinemas.
2) a cat ;). pusskins.

kate: is that felix?

lucy: he’s blanking us so i think so.
hot -ss puerto rican with a nice muscular back, -ss, and the juciest legs a girl has ever seen. doesn’t talk often, but who cares cause he’s f-ing s-xy!
angie: oh look that’s felix!
liz: omg!!! where?
felixs are swag masters that mastered the swag arts. they release swagwhen in battle and contain it when near b-tches. felixs swag so much that they overdose on it and go on “over-swag” stage. the “over-swag” stage involves girls that are thirsty for felix, the swag master.
felix: over-swag mode
girl: omg. have s-x with me
a nickname for the drug ecstasy (mdma). sometimes referred to as “felix” because the word felix contains the letter “e” as in ecstasy and the letter “x” as in xtc. also named for the popular dj called felix da housecat.
yo, man you know where i can score some felix??

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