felonious bone
a raging hard-on of such magnitude that one is willing to risk incarceration in order to allow it to fulfill its destiny. a felonious bone is most often brought on by high school girls.
mall security guard #1: dude, i have to quit working at the mall.
mall security guard #2: why man?
mall security guard #1: that little b-tch at baskin robbins makes my b-lls so tight.
mall security guard #2: i hear ya man. i saw her in the parking lot last night and got such a felonious bone that i had to punch myself in the nuts to regain control.
mall security guard #1: ouch!
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