felons and retards in blue
(n.) a derogatory reference to bandwagon fans of the l.a. dodgers or dallas cowboys. most particularly those hopeless souls that are fans of both the dodgers & cowboys that do not (nor have they ever) live(d) in the home region of either team, yet make up for their lack of geographical closeness by excessively annoying those fans of local teams by proclaiming their team(s) are #1 in spite of a lack of credulity to their claims.
most are know criminals (felons) and/or clinically diagnosed mentally ill (r-t-rds) that live outside the l.a. or dallas areas and are misguided hangers-on to past decades when those teams may have had a modic-m of talent and/or luck. their illogical & persistent affiliation with the team is most directly attributed a missing chromosome that also appears to result in excessive body tattooing, domestic violence, binge drinking, bed-wetting, drooling and an unexplained need to wear over-sized and excessively dark sungl-sses (maybe out of embarr-ssment).
both groups are made up of delinquents, reprobates, malcontents, and blow-hards that are the scourge of all true sports fans. extreme cases are evidenced by a trip to their “mecca” (stadium) to demonstrate their loyalty & obtain a pathetic photo of them wearing a blue team jersey while holding up one finger that they can later post as a testament to their senseless dedication.
daughter: daddy, what’s a synonym for loser?
father: there are lots of them honey, but the one that best describes would be the felons and r-t-rds in blue or bluetards.
daughter: do you mean the dodger fans or the cowboy fans?
father: yes.
sometimes abbreviated farib
also see f-cktards or bluetards
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