Felony Fuck Friend
an underage f-ck friend, which may or may not be related, where having consentual s-xual intercourse and/or consentual s-xual relations with that person is considered a felony by either federal or local law.
i just got home from work and my felony f-ck friend called and said she should be home from school shortly. its not right but what can ya do?
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