Felt-tip poo
a t-rd that takes a lot of toilet paper to wipe away. the name derives from a felt-tip pen that always seems to have a little bit of ink left in it.
man 1: blimey, you took a long time in the toilet there, mate.
man 2: yes. it was a felt-tip poo and took half a bog-roll to wipe away.
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