female actor
an unnecessary term for an actress. there has been some recent confusion in the biz due to some women who seem to think that they are not equal to men (women are in fact equal but distinctly and thankfully different.)
these egomaniacs insist that they are ‘actors’ which f-cks up the rest of us who see that the obvious is in fact the case; that they are actresses. this term – ‘actress’ – was okay for katherine hepburn and other greats of her time…why is it necessary for these ‘womyn’- as they likely wish to be addressed – to try to compete where no compet-tion is needed or warranted. a man is a man; a woman is a woman. an actor is a man; an actress is a woman. it really is quite simple.
female actor raises h-ll:
dan: “would the actresses looking to audition for the role of cleo please gather to my left.”
tiffy: “oh my gawd…i don’t seeeee any actresses here daaaaan….show me…show me you b-st-rd…show me an actress…show me; you chauvanist piiig! i am an actor as are all of the w–i–m–y–n—-here…and i refuse to be asked to be on your left…there is no ‘left.’ there is only ‘personal flow.’!!!”
rachel: “step aside wannabe…..go back to hustling tables.”
dan: “miss…you can go to tent 4 if you want to audition for the actors’ rolls. we are running takes for terminator iv…you might fit in there.”
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