female crossing
the man starts talking about soccer before c-mming while the girl play with his b-lls. “derpina crosses the ball to him
and he hits the ball towards the ” goaaaaalllll” *c-m*
i don’t know how your girlfriend handles your soccer addiction, “female crossing”, she must be the worst goalkeeper ever.
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