Female Orgasm

often dismissed as a myth, much like the unicorn or healthy fast food, the female -rg-sm does in fact exist. it just takes a little skill and effort to make this elusive event appear, but most men (or women) just can’t put forth the effort.
female -rg-sm = real
three toed platypi = myth
contrary to popular belief, it indeed does exist. most women are fully capable of having -rg-sms if they “train” themselves to do so. female p-rn-stars are mostly highly–rg-smic women because they’ve trained themselves to have -rg-sms. most guys suck at s-x and won’t admit it because more than likely they have never been able to bring a woman to -rg-sm. ladies, there is hope…but it comes with batteries.
why males can’t bring females to -rg-sm:
1) it takes more than 3 minutes for a woman to -rg-sm
2) they can’t find the cl-toris (very crucial)
3) their d-cks never stay hard long enough
4) they can’t find the g-spot
5) they don’t or suck at eating p-ssy
6) they’re stingy with the foreplay (15 minutes or less is stingy and also very crucial)

why some females still don’t have -rg-sms:
1) they don’t have a vibrator
2) they don’t (or are too afraid to) explore their own bodies
3) they’re not lesbians

signs a woman is having/or has had an -rg-sm:
1) incoherent speech
2) shaking legs
3) flushed chest & face
4) “squirting”
5) lip-biting
6) falls asleep right after s-x

signs a woman is faking/or did not have an -rg-sm:
1) “oh yeah, f-ck me!! oh you’re so good, you’re the best!”
2) cracks open a book right after s-x
3) bored expression or exaggerated facial expressions
4) not moving or saying anything
5) relieved expression when the s-x is over

there you have it guys and girls. the female -rg-sm does exist.
a pleasurable, self-induced anti-climax following adequate s-xual stimulation of a female, characterised by peaking sympathetic nervous-system activity (excitement), the release of endorphins and oxytocin, and rhythmic contractions of the uterus and v-g-n-l muscles.
you can stroke her cl-t or g-spot or any other erogenous zones of her choosing until the cows come home. she will only c-m if she is not inhibited by psychological hang-ups and really wants to.