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  the act of being fired (or, “f-cked”) by simmons media. this happens extremely often, and most of the time around the holidays. “hey, what did you get for christmas?” “nothing. i lost my job a week before christmas and couldn’t afford presents.” “sounds like you got simmons f-cked.” “dude, i got simmons f-cked way bad!”

• Lambiscon

  one who always sucks up to the boss to try to look good at all costs. very common in the work area where most civilians work in close proximity to the boss. david is being a lambiscon again cause he wants to leave at 4:00 pm.

• Simpson's Corollary

  corollary to g-dwin’s law which states that the only people who complain about g-dwin’s law being invoked are those that often make n-z- references. bob: america is like n-z- germany and bush is like hitler sally: i invoke g-dwin’s law! you hereby forfeit the discussion. bob: gah. g-dwin’s law is just an escape for people […]

• Sinbetz

  the sinbetz is the crease between your -ss and your thigh. you can rub this cream into your sinbetz if it is chafing

• Sinistrous Mistress

  a s-xy, left-handed woman. also known as a sinister sister. she’s left-handed and a little bit sinister. she’s a sinistrous mistress.

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