Femenomics
the social science concerned chiefly with description and -n-lysis of how women justify their financial transactions and consumption of goods.
jane returns home from a shopping trip after spending $200.00 on clothing. jane says to her husband, “look honey i got these for $200, on sale from $350.00. femenomically speaking i saved you $150.00. so i bought these $150.00 shoes.”
husband “-!%$#ing femenomics”
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