femmestache
a woman’s hairy upper lip.
you girlfriend’s ugly and that’s a fact/if g-d sent her, then send her back/she got hairy arms, and a hairy -ss/hairy upper lip that i call a femmestache/
rapped in the style of too $hort.
what you call a womans mustache
oh my, that woman has the thickest femmestache ive seen in months!
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