fender cricket


a person who hangs on and around the fender of a vehicle that is being worked on by a mechanic and asks stupid distracting questions about what u are doing and acts like they know what he is talking about but really doesn’t.
i can’t get sh-t done with all these d-mn fender crickets around.

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