feng schwing
1. n. the art or practice of positioning objects, especially home furnishings, based on a belief in patterns of yin and, more importantly, yang – and the flow of chi that have positive effects on whether or not you’re likely to score.
2. n. interior design for “gettin’ some”.
see also schwing
“chaz had his room re-done according to basic principles of feng schwing. leopard print satin sheets, a flowing canopy, lots of pillows, ambient lighting, easy-reach black lacquered nightstand that cleverly hides……stuff you need to reach easily……and fuzzy bunny slippers – for those inevitable ackward moments… unfortunately, he ignored the first and foremost success principle of feng schwing – move out of parent house!”
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