Feral Cougar
a feral cougar is a particularly aggressive and untamed strain of single women generally over the age of 35 who frequent clubs, supermarkets, and local events in order to score with a much younger man. feral cougars rarely sleep in the same place from night-to-night and often resort to scratching and clawing for a free meal if necessary. even your every-day, garden variety cougar can quickly come to resemble a feral cougar after a few too many margarita’s or white zinfandel’s, and often can resemble a feral cougar in looks, appet-te, and appearance the day after a successful night of cougaring. feral cougars are extremely adaptable, particularly cunning, and can be found in all extremes of lat-tude, longitude, wealth, and health.
lets go somewhere else, the last time i was there an entire pack of feral cougars had taken over the bar.
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