Fergie’s Watch
a timepiece that runs contrary to the laws of physics.
if your football team is winning after 90 minutes your watch actually runs faster than the referee’s. the other teams coach hs a watch that runs slower. and the referee’s runs like cr-p whether your winning or losing. this is fergie’s watch.
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