Ferris Buellered
when a valet takes you car for a joy ride.
i should have know that something was up when the valet smiled as i handed him the keys to my brand new corvette. little did i know, he ferris buellered me while i was in the restaurant eating.
when a persian guy corners a pretty girl near the bathroom in a hookah lounge.
tiana was ferris buellered by hashem last night. hashem saw tiana sitting with a group of friends. too intimidated to approach her he waited for her to use the bathroom, where he followed her and waited outside the door to make his move, knowing that she was by herself with no route of escape.
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