Fesse
noun: an inebriated flat -ssed male, who wears old man clothes and sleeps with ghosts. has an obsession with academics and hogwarts. the more alcohol in his system, the more useless information emits from his deranged mind. idolizes mike “the situation” and pauly-d on the 1’s and 2’s. also, bathes in alfredo sauce.
sara: let’s do a shot!
(four shots later)
fesse: i’ve already told you guys this a thousand times, but my parents’ bought me this really expensive reference guide collection. i cried and j-zzed in my pants a little bit.
“f-ck your honda civic, i have a horse outside.”
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