Festicles
the act in which a male / or transvest-te (whatever u prefer), will paint their b-lls, one red one green, and their c-ck stripy as a candy cane, in the joy a spirit of celebrating the festive christmas season…..or any other time,, you then have festicles
josh – dude ur festicles are hanging out!!!
al – oh i know
josh – man u sure do love christmas
al – that i do my friend..that i do
josh – u know what (whips out festicles), so do i
al – sweet, lets strut with pride
(continues to walk down the road)
a festival of t-st-cl-s!
guy 1: hey good looking i’m having a festicle at my house tonight do you wanna come?
guy 2: no dude i’m not gay i don’t like t-st-cl-s!
a festering t-st-cl-. usually attatched to a dead body, the festicle is symptomised by its green, and somewhat soggy appearance. the festicle may also occur on a living male. usually after the insertion of t-st-cl-s into another persons mouth. see teabag.
1.) as i went to pierce guy’s scr-t-m, i realised he had a festicle.
2.) as guy walked down the street he felt something roll down his leg, and realised his festicle had fallen onto the sidewalk.
the combined build-up of ball sweat and dust that acc-mulates on your nuts after many days at an outdoor jam festival.
dude, i need a shower…my festicles are raging.
did you catch buckethead late night? my festicles were rockin’!!!
an old man’s nasty–ss t-st-cl-; festicles=a festering pair of old b-lls.
i’m sorry grandpa, but noone’s touched your filthy festicles in 27 years.
the chafing or general uncleanliness that happens when a man walks around an outdoor festival for a full day.
dude, i need some gold bond stat. my festicles are raging!
see scooter,fester. a form of human who can survive only on dr. skipper, 7-eleven nachos and tri-tip. commonly flanked by a pair of agressive, poorly trained dogs, festicles are often found sleeping on couches and drinking large amounts of ny-quil. festicles are possibly best known for their ability to make large amounts of money disappear in a relatively short period of time at a roulette table.
there’s a festicle sleeping on my couch again.
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