festival express
a term used to describe welcomed s-xual advances among strangers at any large gathering, including concerts and festivals, and where time is of the essence.
also known as a quickie
i was so randy at coach-lla last april and the line at the bathroom was so long, when we finally got inside the honey bucket, he quickly gave me a festival express reach around
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