festival gash


noun – s-xual intercourse with a woman at a music festival, such as reading, v, or glastonbury.
dan – “so max, you had any festival gash yet?”
max – “no man, its been a sausage fest round our campsite”

jack – “y’know what could really make this weekend? some good ol’ festival gash”

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