festurbate
to m-st-rb-t- at a party or some other festivity.
depressed that he had no one to hook up with at the new years party, john withdrew into the guest room and festurbated.
Read Also:
- Flopegganir
someone who has put their smart phone in their pocket and left the light on so it is visible through the translucent material. hey, you’re being a flopegganir right now with your light on like that
- fyerr
when something is really hot! yo that mixtape is fyerr!
- GameDick
an erection that is ordered, mandated and/or required during the time when a couple is trying get pregnant. this is most often needed when a couple is having s-x purely for the purpose of getting pregnant, whether they are in the mood for s-x or not. husband: “my wife just texted me that i need […]
- gamedropping
the practice of dropping a #gamergate mention into a totally unrelated article in an attempt to drive clicks and controversy. commonly used by disreputable clickbait sites like buzzfeed, kotaku & the guardian, especially those with sjw leanings. “the guardian is gamedropping again in that article on the colonisation of mars” “the last thing we need […]
- ganglion cyst
a gangley human with a frumpy face and bad shoes if that ganglion cyst doesn’t shut up i am gonna freak out…