fetcation
when you take time out of your day to browse through fetlife.
boss is out of the office, time for a fetcation
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- flipping coins
a term usually used by older folk to explain what kids are doing when they are actually smoking marijuana while crouched over the bus isle in the back, p-ssing a blunt, you and your friends hear the driver yell, “what are you kids doing back there!? flipping coins!?
- gaping lotus experience
a bizarre s-x move wherein one of the partners strecheces the other’s -sshole, whilst the other receives insects into their -n-l cavity from the fresh -n-l exposure. d-mn i, gave that b-tch the gaping lotus experience last night.
- pringle nut
when you nut inside of a pringle’s can. i saw julien and harris were going at it so i pulled a pringle nut
- heednip
someone who does your fkg head in and doesn’t stop moaning. a scottish slang term, usually in -ssociation with a female relation. my maws daen my heed in she is a pure heednip. my girlfriends moaning i play cod too much, swear tae she’s a pure heednip
- feartastic
a fear so great, it makes one fart, -rg-sm, and barf at the same time. quite the unfortunate predicament. 1). “the vampire scared her so bad that she had a feartastic experience.” 2). “his feartastic experience was the most horrible thing he had ever suffered while jacking off.” 3. “i hope you all suffer a […]