Feti

a teenager who is pre-occupied with trivial things such as material posessions, celebrities, the opposite s-x, and current fads and fashions. they usually have a low literacy rate, and little to no self-respect or respect of others. they may or may not smoke, and many feti remain feti long into adulthood.
“good god, i went on a date with this feti, and he wanted for me to give him head! what a feti thing to do!”

“that girl over there, the one with the fake-tan, bleached hair, and velour tracksuit, looks like a complete feti!”
a fine pasta thought to have originated in the calabria region of italy. it is cultivated from only the choicest of women.
“gianluigi! what is that delicious ingredient in my meal?!”

“feti! prima feti!”

♫i want to wish you a very feti, i want to wish you a very feti, i want to wish you a very feti, from the bottom of my fetiii!♫
caome from the word confeti, meaning paper, see yaper gouda yeti

i had to get ma feti together.
plural for fetus (according to joanne).
“she is impregnated with two feti”
anything and everything.
dude 1: “d-mn, that precalc final was hard, my feti is so weak right now.”
dude 2: “man, the feti is always weak, you should know this by now.”
the plural of fetish
man, you have some serious feti going on!
portugese for the abombinable snowman
the feti ran rampid along the coast.