fetus humper
cradle robber; someone who dates somebody a lot younger than they are.
hugh hefner is a fetus humper.
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an alternative to the politically correct season greeting of “happy holidays” a blending of kwanzaa, chanukah and christmas into an absurdity. merry kwanchanumas! i hope you enjoy whatever holiday it is you celebrate.
- Shirt Jingo
noun: a shirt, worn pants-less, ending at the waist exposing female genetalia (bajingo). i.e. female version of the “shirt c-ck”. stacey: “what the h-ll am i supposed t wear to a bottomless party?” stacey’s loose friend sherry: “duh, a shirt jingo!”
- Funk Your Bunk
a way to say something makes you very happy. similar to ‘rocks my socks’ or ‘rocks my boat’. only better. because everyone knows funk is here to stay. i got a tattoo today? ooh, did it funk your bunk?
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from the ghanian language of twi meaning a fool, a plank, an idiot, someone who has less brain cells than a cabbage “kwasia” will suffice on its own
- ragsin'
usually applied to cars when you have been joyriding. “yo we got chased by the feds last night, we were ragsin’ a jacked whip!”