Fevan
combination of “fat” and “evan” describing a lazy peice of sh-t that often gets winded by standing up for extended periods of time.
pre-requisites:
must drink gravy on a regular basis
interrupts normal conversations with irrelevant stories that are often erroneous and have no basis in reality
refuses to have s-x with his girlfriend who also is disgusted by his obesity
thinks that chocolate is a food group
attends high school dances after they have graduated
look at that fevan daydreaming about food and manf-cking while they should be working.
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