FFP
‘fatal first p-ss’ the first toilet visit since you started drinking which is followed closely by that awful moment when you realise that you will be visiting the loo at least 5 times an hour for the rest of the night. also known as breaking the seal.
guy 1: i really need to p-ss.
guy 2: ha! the ffp.
face f-cking palm or f-cking face palm. an exaggerative form of the original ‘face palm’ coined by a philadelphian in the late 20th century. usually used to show disgust in one’s actions, preference, or views.
“meek millz is the best rapper” – jeremiah
“ffp…” – derek
“what’s wrong with child rape and murder? i cheer for them to get away in police chases” – jeremiah
“ffp…” – derek
future fatty potential..as in -shes young and she can eat anything she wants and never exercise now but in a few years she’s gonna blow up like the good year blimp…
wow ol girl can eat but have you seen her mother? definite ffp!!
“for f-cks p-n-s”. slang or rolling gag for those who curse and don’t know english but then learn english and realize how stupid and funny it was not to know english and regret knowing english except the punctuation lesson which i skipped.
female focal point. a covert method of discussing your latest object of obsession with your buddies without drawing undue attention to your conversational topic or tipping off the ladies as to how hung up you are on someone you haven’t started publicly pursuing yet. originated in early-mid 90’s providence college dorm subculture.
what’s the ffp doing? she’s studying for exams tonight, then she’s away next weekend on a road trip with dave. i can’t believe she’s with that tool!
acronym for fat f-cking pig. used to describe someone who calls themself a bbw (big beautiful woman), but has no redeeming qualities at all.
“she’s not a bbw, she’s an ffp!”
acronym for ‘fat f-cking pig’
born from alternate lyrics to the van halen song ‘beautifil girl’ when drunk in a strip club at 2am…
typically used to describe a girl that is slightly overweight and looks sl-tty or slightly dirty or dumpy. the type of girl that many guys would say that they would not do, but everyone knows that most guys would givel the chance.
all i need is a fat f-cking pig beautiful girl.
ah, yeah! fat f-cking pig beautiful girl.
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