FFTMFS
fury from the mother f-cking sky – a sarcastic abbreviation (derived from the motto of 4th brigade, 82nd airborne division) which is used in reference to the laziness, incompetence, and unadulterated ignorance of 4-82. this modified battlecry serves as a motto in itself to some soldiers of 4th infantry division saying, “well, at least we can’t do worse than they did.”
i still can’t believe one of their company commanders brought an unexploded ied (improvised explosive device) into their headquarters to show it off. fftmfs!!
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