fibromangina
this is the male version of fibromyalgia. this is a medical condition that causes males (grown men) to whine and complain like little b-tches. it is easily recognizable, a typical flare up of fibromangina may include complaints of non visible pains, explanations of how the patient has experienced or is going through unspeakable difficult times that you just can’t imagine or how he was wronged at work just to name a few. studies have shown that there is reason to be alarmed due to the rising numbers of effected males over the last 10 or so years. the research has not found a cure, but there is promise of slowing down the spread of this condition by regular smacks in the face and plenty of kicks in the -ss of younger growing males.
co-worker 1 >>> “i can’t deal with that little b-tch jacob any more, all he does is f-cking whine about sh-t all day”
co-worker 2 >>> ” dude, give the kid a break, he’s just been diagnosed with fibromangina. that sh-t really mess’s with you. i heard it can eventually causes you to grow t-ts if you don’t get a grip on it”.
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