Ficlipse


(noun) to be sitting behind a tall person, when attempting to see what is behind them. usually in group functions or cl-ssrooms, a finclipse can strike suddenly, causing a total blackout of what you were viewing.

caused by a large object p-ssing between you and the thing you want to see.

contraction of “finn” and “eclipse”

also known as a one man eclipse, or a human eclipse.
when blocked in her view of the board, sally stated, “what has the teacher written, i can’t see because of the ficlipse”.

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