Fiddler Crab
refers to a man who m-st-rb-t-s exclusively and excessively with only one hand giving him an overly muscled forearm and bicep on only one side.
i could tell that fiddler crab was right handed because one arm looked like mike tyson and the other like steve urkell.
the fiddler crab is an extension of the shocker. once you are successfully in the shocker position, quickly move your thumb up and down on the woman’s cl-t to help stimulate the s-xual experience.
give her the shocker and make her c-m with the fiddler crab!
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