fiddling the ferret
to m-st-rb-t-. to stroke one’s own p-n-s. to jerk off.
after sara turned out to be a b-tch and he realized heather was a gold-digging wh-r-, al stayed home, glumly fiddling the ferret to p-rn he found on imagefap.
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