Fidel

someone who likes short people and small things
here comes a fidel
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(n) cuban cigar. term originates from the president of cuba, fidel castro.
stash more cash than burnt fidels.
a boy who will be one of the sweetest guys on earth. very kind. cusses a lot. likes to party. hangs out with friends all the time. loves his girl friend. and gets mad at people everyday. loves and hates everyone. rich kid.
ex: fidel is one of the sweetest guys ever!
a cool guitar playing g who knows how to make loads of people happy… hes not shy and loves to make new freinds. the kind of creature that hoggs all the bed sp-ce
person 1 ‘oh my god that person is taking up all the room’
person 2 ‘ yeah he’s such a fidel, im going to sleep on the floor’
a kid who curses way to much and gets very mad at everyone everyday.
marino: fidel i f-cked your mom last night

fidel: no you f-ckker i f-cked your mom last night! you stupid hoe -ss mother f-cking crack head. f-cking douchebag -sswipe f-cking p-ssy ill f-cking beat your -ss
underground bay area slang used to describe a type of person who is a complete douchebag and always talks out of their -ss!
fidel- ” my boy has got a lamborghini he’s so cool” normal person – ” dude get the f-ck off that guys d-ck you kiss his -ss all the time thats why he pretends to be homeys with you just get over the fact that you will never be succesfull or own a lambo!”
usually used to refer to the act of smoking a cigar, but also used to describe an act of felatio
“dude, that cuban cigar was awesome, i fidelled that thing”

“man, last night i totally got fidelled by my girlfriend”

the modern term for the words “nerd,” “geek,” and “dork.”

when referring to either of the three terms, insert “fidel” where they should go.
original: “ugh, that guy is being such a nerd!”

modern: “ugh, that guy is being such a fidel!”