FIDO

f-ck it, drive on. we don’t have time to fix this situation.
such as when a soldier falls off the truck or reinforcements will arrive too late to do any good.
a common name for a household dog.
it’s the time of year to take fido to the vet.
“f..k it; drive on!”
after unsucessfully trying to get something to work, you just say, “fido.”
a sh-tty canadian cell phone provider that has bad reception no matter where you are and how good of a model your cell phone is.
person 1: dude, i’m standing outside and still get static on my cell phone, even though its the latest motorola!!!

person 2: are you on a fido cell phone package? switch to telus, rogers, t-mobile, you idiot!! anything but fido…
a funny nickname for the main character of gta3, nice alternative to, “the mute dude from gta3”. people call him this in reference to the way maria kept calling him this throughout the game.
“good old fido, he’s living proof actions speak louder than words, only a true bad-ss can takeover an entire town and not have to say a single word to anyone!”
the name of a hobbit like creature who’s short in stature and very hairy.

although fidos are known to be extremely , sarcastic and an all round douche, people still want to befriend it.

commonly found near woodland.
a: “dude, what was that hairy thing that just called you a d-ck?”

b: “it was just a fido.”

a: “i wanna be friends with it!”

b: “me too!”
a state of sorrow only reserved for situations where one is unable to or is ineffectual in attempting to understand what happened. one may only ever experience them when a loved one suddenly dies.
example:
fido, the police dog, placed his paw on the closed casket.

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