fidonk
the physical act in which a male grips his c-ck in his hands and smacks the female in her face. can also slap another male’s face. back in the roman times, it was very common for a male to show displeasure of a concubine’s felatio by fidonking her.
james spader and kevin sp-cey can often be found fidonking each other in the showers.
to smack a chick with your c-ck while your c-mming
im gonna fidonk that b-tch
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