FIEF
acronym for “father i’d enjoy f-cking”
male equivalent of milf (mother i’d like to f-ck)
used to describe a man who has children and is also very s-xually desirable.
dayum. mr. ontiveros has several children and is also very visually stimulating, he is definitely a fief.
noun. a piece of land held under the feudal system.
“daimyo were deprived of their fiefs, and samurai of their swords.”
a stuffed animal or other toy turned into a j-ck–ff device.
the desperate guy stuck his d-ck in2 the -ss of his stuffed bunny that he had when he was a kid…c-mmed all over the f-ckin stuffing.
a cute little bunny with blue eyes.
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