Fielder’s Choice


a choice made by the male involved in s-xual intercourse. it refers to the moment where intercourse is interrupted due to an escape threat by the s-m-n from the urethra of the p-n-s.
john: whew.
eric: what?
john: i just got lucky. at the last minute, i grounded into a fielder’s choice. if i did it any longer, i would have to get a better job caz i know she aint gettin an abortion
an interracial couple usually black and white.
hey dude did you catch that fielders choice over there in the corner.

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