fifa god
when garincha, ea and the other fifa gods screw you over on any fifa game.
the fifa gods consist of garincha, senzo meyiwa, osvaldo ardiles, eusebio, ghiggia, billy b-ssett, and thee almighty pele. (who speaks to the fifa gods telepathically or through holograms like star wars.)
“please save my team from losing fifa gods..”
“the fifa gods will f-#$ you up on fifa ultimate team.”
“darn.. the fifa gods are not on my side..”
“thanks fifa gods.”
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