fifa shots
a fun (depending how good you are) drinking game to play with friends over a game of fifa. every goal conceded is one shot. playing defense like brazil did against germany will leave you f-cked up.
person 1: hey, wanna play some fifa shots? i got real madrid!
person 2: sure, but i’ll be parking the bus, chelsea style.
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