fifth amendment


the infamously-controversial and widely-abused “white lightnin’ defense” article in the bill of rights. it allows for leniency based on whether the offender was intoxicated (ie., if he’d consumed a “fifth”) during the commission of his crime.
ollie north pled the fifth amendment during the iran-contra scandal, but i dunno… he sure as shootin’ looked sober to me!

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