fifty cent cigar


when you have to sh-t so bad that a t-rd the size of a fifty cent cigar starts to come out of your -ss. similar to shart
as dave walked home, the cheap beer kicked in. he was forced to hobble home with a fifty cent cigar hanging out of his -ss.

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