figdick
way to descripe the p-n-s of a man who is cleary not well endowed. very similar to “c-cktailsausaged-ck” but give a better imagery with the colour and shrivelled appearance.
“you ain’t coming anywhere mear me with that tiny figd-ck. you wanna f-ck something, go find a keyhole”
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