fighting in the alps


a polite, g-rated way of saying f-cking someone in the -ss.

in the edited for television version of the big lebowski the line

“this is what you get when you f-ck a stranger in the -ss!”

is changed to

“this is what happens when you fight a stranger in the alps!”

presumably to keep close to the lip movements and timing of the original dialogue.
bill: did jim and jerry get back together?
fran: yeah, it was a big misunderstanding, they’re all fighting in the alps again.

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