FIGJAMMER
someone who thinks their sh-t doesn’t stink.
figjam stands for ‘f-ck im good just ask me’. so a figjammer is someone who has this type of personality or att-tude.
although, most people have had their moments being a figjammer.
‘all he did was talk about himself the whole night. everytime i said something, he’d have something better to say. he’s a typical figjammer’
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