figures
an expression used when someone does something typical for them to do. usually used in disappointment (in the person, in the situation, and/or in themselves for not predicting it would happen).
“did you do my laundry like i asked?”
“oh, i forgot.”
“figures.”
used to describe irony, or a situation when one feels nothing else could go wrong.
(when a tire goes flat after visiting the tire dealer) f-ckin’ figures!
1) n. a number, usually used in -ssociation with some required data
2) n. data in the form of a number (see example for disambiguation)
3) v. agrees, or tallies with something expected
4) n. the body of a hot and s-xy female.
5) v. something you need to work out
1) there are 1 f-cking billion people in india.
2) i’ve got the figures, there are 1 f-cking billion people in india
3) there are 1 f-cking billion eople in india. that figures, i always knew they were h-rny b-st-rds.
4) there is not a single f-ckable figure in india.
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